an apple a day keeps dr. jaeger away || formerly mew-hinata || yes i do the voice thing too
Album: Just Euphie Things
"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in."
I love this. I LOVE THIS. I love this. Children need to see this. Adults need to see this.
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
"can i come in?"
"i don’t know, can you?”
cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry